Fairy Stereotypical

Just seen the advert for Fairy liquid - apparently Fairy is 50, and to celebrate the fact they've brought out a retro bottle - wow

It starts off saying "A lot has changed over the years"
(and goes on to make some point about Fairy still giving the same cleaning power ... yada yada yada)

Well, not that much has changed over the years

Apparently washing up is still Mum's job.

Love and grrrrr
Sara

Don't Touch

I've recently seen a lovely advert for the Dettol No-Touch Handwash System. Have a look for yourself here.

Apparently, if you use an antibacterial soap in a bottle (like we do, funnily enough) it turns out that the bit you press down is COVERED in germs.
That's because you press it with your filthy, germy hands. Ugh! Dirty, nasty, toxic thing!.

Just one thing, though. Correct me if I'm wrong but once you've pushed down the horrible, germy top and extracted some of the antibacterial soap, don't you then wash your hands?

Duh!

Broken Country

I've just seen a fascinating pre-election campaign poster. It said (and I quote):

I've never voted Tory before, but we need to mend our broken country.

Now . . .
. . . please could somebody explain to me, in plain English, what that statement actually means because . .
. . . I have no idea!