Sunlight makes your skin die!

This morning, I was amazed to hear an advertisement on the local radio station for anti-ageing cream.

Apparently, if you sit by a window, or go outside or even dare to expose yourself to even the slightest bit of natural light, your skin will die... but not if you buy this amazing new anti-wrinkle cream from Boots!

Simply slather this stuff all over your skin to ensure that not a bit of sunlight can touch your naked flesh and give you that nasty 'natural' look and, even better, give yourself rickets in the process.